I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
- me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
- me: rubs eyelid
- me: who the hell is bucky